WOOT!!!(Ok I borrowed it)

I do believe I'm in H.E.A.V.E.N. Because the persona I love the most just sent me an email in response to one I sent him before...I feel like ...I feel like...I feel like I won something...View the email below and please no one tell me I'm insane, just let me bask in this moment of near recognition... I swear every time I look at it I blush and have palpitations...I know its not much but there are a couple people I swear I'd keel over if they ever responded to any of the shit I spew to them of course one is Trent, another is Jill Scott, another still would be Eric Jerome Dickey and yet another would be Anderson Cooper and the list goes on...ok lets add Bryan to that as well but seriously there are many but these would be like the people I LOVE LOVE LOVE and are the first to come to mind right now.

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Update:Darn it seems that blogger wont do the damn thing and I cant upload the email in a viewable form and I have yet to be skilled enough to know how to do that but I will and everybody will bask in its beautifulness(It could be a word).I'm so excited...seriously ;-)

Up-Update:I sent another email and guess what...He responded again..I about fainted when I read it i thought for sure I had died, been reincarnated and was living the life of a goddess...I've been touched. I'm still dying guys. *sigh*

Wan han yan dan onan tan Isan han tan tan han efan u can kan upan?

So of course everyone must know by now that I'm a crazy emeff right? So what do you do when you're bored out of your mind....? You search for pictures of anything online, post them and leave a comment...yes ladies and gents i'm insane. What shall we start with first... I thnik I know all their names...However I was so enraptured by their beauty that I just can't remeber right now...I do know I got them all off of Queerty and their Morning Goods section, one of their best ideas yet.(Please no one ask me if it's a gay site...because it is. Guard your sensibilities...and your privates if you venture there...NO I'm not gay.)

ENJOY!!!

He's just half naked and I love it. Sue me.His look is so...fourty is the new twenty. Older guys have got such appeal.

Aren't his green eyes perfect... *sigh*I just love me some blond in a hay stack...don't you?Tamika will know that dark hair and eyes are one of my weaknesses and just looking at him is seriously making me weak.

Quotes are so cliche...I love this blog...I love me and I love everyone who reads this and gets a laugh. Smooches...Leave a comment please...I implore you...It's not the same as begging...but it's close.

Back to the Middle and Around again...

No one can tell me that sometimes school isnt so damn S.W.E.E.T.!!!Except of course for those freshers bitches that just give you an ulcer once you've seen them. Other than those...hold up let me swallow the bile...other than them I love the first day of school. This is going to be one hell of a picture post so get ready. Ive got...Movies I Only Just Saw and Hot Guy galore...So hold on to those hats...Where fore art thou the John Mayer that I so love who is this? It cannot be the same person...

Who is this?
and what has she got to say for herslef except "Feed me...PLEASE!"

Oh It's Allegra...Donatella's daughter..Is it a wonder that the daughters messed up?

Moving on I watched a couple movie's since I last posted the shizznit. So here is another edition of...

MOVIES I ONLY JUST SAW!!!!!

I have got a load of movies to stick you face in so let's get ready...The first MOVIE I ONLY JUST SAW is

ANGER MANAGEMENT...

Ok so I personally think this movie is nutso...It was cool i guess...If you've ever seen Happy Gilmore or any other weirdo Adam Sandler movie then Anger Management is that only with a "sane" Adam Sandler and...blah blah blah. It bored me but thats just me, looking at it objectively I'd say it intrigued me . I wanted to see if Jack Nicholsons charcter was really nutso so I watched. It gets a 6/10 from me.

Next on the list is...

INSPECTOR GADGET

Ummm....I watched it....maybe I would have enjoyed it more if I was 6. I love me some Matthew Broaderick but I have to say this gadget stuff did nothing for me. I give it a 4/10.

On to...

HITCH

Ok I have to say I rather enjoyed this, but it reeked of every other romantic comedy there was and I kinda cringed at that last part. Not because I could empathize and I felt what Will Smith was saying but becasue it was cheesy and very very corny...I watched it about twice though because some of the scenes really had me cracking up. I give it a 7.75/10.

And still there is more. NEXT...

ELEKTRA

Lovely cinematography, Goran Visnjic (wha has been featured as one of my hot guy through the centuries) was very goodlooking and Jennifer Garner was nice. The movie was...nice for lack of a better word. It wasnt great and it wasnt bad. It was just nice. I give it a 7/10.

Now that thats over...Lets see whats happening...I think theres been gossip going on but nothing that I and I hope you would be interested in...So lets move on to

HOT GUY of 1810 and 1956...meet Shemar and Arel!!!! It is time the black men stepped up and these two took up the challenge. DAMN!!!!!

As I leave you now I will mention that this post took me ages to finish because I was bored a little bit with blogger and cebrelity but I've gotten over that. Also I have a lot of school work to do...I'm swamped. As Arteip would say "Why are some sex offenders so goodlooking?" but as I type that i realise that thats not cool. Suppose I was sexually offended I wuld really hate whomever wrote and said that..so I'll quote instead Akeina "Why didnt the eagles just bring frodo to Mordor? Were they busy?" And remember velvet on an elf is so couture.

Yow...Skow....How...Low...Show...KaPow!

Urm... I was supposed to write something real good today but I totally got caught in the cebrelity and forgot now I'll be leaving school and I wont be back til next week so guys hows about hanging on for a super mucho grande post next week that you guys'll love, instead of something forced that yuouy'll maybe like.

Don't tell me...Please don't tell me!

My friend Irrehs arrived on Saturday...I was there to meet her and I happily spent some time with her. It was nice seeing her again. It was just nice you know. Memories just bombarded me. It felt good to remember and make new memories. I went to the Quad on Friday...It was...odd, I dont know something was different about it. I went to Yesterday, an oldies music party, with my friend Akimat. I really, really, really enjoyed myself. I haven't had so much since...I cant really remember when last I had as much fun. I'm still in my J-O-B. I also accepted a position as a Telemarketer so if you hear me call you dont hang up. Please... Enough begging...Onto the juice...and that was the juice. Is it me or is life just a tad boring for everyone lately. Another question why the hell am I the one holding the bags? I am not your maid or assistant, I'm supposed to be your friend. One more for the road who cares, who your effin? Why does it matter? Why should it matter? I don't give a shite...Maybe I should shout it from the mountaintops so that people won't come telling me about their significant others, nor effin asking me about my own. Why the eff do you want to know? Are you planning to eff me over with him? Dont ask, dont want to know and I dont want to tell. Please leave me alone where that is concerned. I understand that a significant other is important...I do understand, but i dont u want to regale all the details of what he bought you, when he told you he loved you or when he effed you for the first time please turn around and go away. Its none of my business and Im making a promise now, tell me and it goes on my blog. The same goes for the shite I say...You can send any shite I say to anyone u want to send it as long as you call me Tsagrednerp, shite a long time me want people know my name. So please calm yourselves ladies...I'm not your therapist...at least not yet. Also your sexual exploits are none of my business...I am not nor have I ever been Dr. Sue...I have no sex advice and I cannot determine whether or not whatever he did to you is normal. I have no idea. Don't ask me. I am not Wikipedia but some of the things I hear should be posted on Uncyclopedia instead. First of all although I think sex is a natural part of life that should be shared between two (or more depending on what you like) consenting adults. I get disturbed thinking about you and sex. It really weirds me out. I know I prolly have said things about it in the past, and I regret this because I dont want that to be done to me so I wont ever do it again. I love reltionships as much as the next afflicted girl/woman but Im gettin sick and tired of them (More on this in a later post.) Don't ask, don't tell is my new policy. I was properly put in my place the other day (not you Irrek) and it had me thinking (again) WTF?? Why did I even ask? So you know what keep your shite to yourself people and I promise not to ask. Eff me infinity it seems.

Is a serious ting...No quotes!No cute man...Nutten!

So this is what working in a cubicle feels like? Save yourselves...I'm a goner.

So I've been workin my ass off for the past week at my new J.O.B. Only to hear that we're working too well and I may lose my damn J.O.B. Damn what kinda shite is that? Well I've been working with a couple people, tryin to make the funds to purchase my new Computer (*sigh*). The $$$ aint working out though. Darn...I tell you... So I'm loving my life at least today, tomorrow who knows what I'll be thinking. I'm loving the people around me and loving the air I'm breathing and just loving myself at least at little bit. So whats been happening in the world? Sadly I have to report that Dr. The Hon. Louise Bennett-Coverley died on Tuesday, wish I had seen her live, seen her in her prime, seen her being big, beautiful, dynamic and Jamaican. Wish i had seen her act because I love Jamaica and I love the people who leave here and still rep for their country, the home they were born the home they love. Me love me Jamaica. Fi me love hav lion heart, fi me love hav lion heart only fi you. Much love and respect to Ms. Lou. Ok totally off that track now that Angelad baby statue foolishness is the worst thing i have ever heard in my entire 20 years of life. Cebrelity, yes I do mean cebrelity, has sunk to an all time new low. Lance Bass? Gay? Hahahahahahahahaha... Of course it's not necessarily surprising...If there is a gay look all the members of N'Sync had it...Thats why I was a Backstreet Boys fan.

Hot Guy of 2006...has to be suspended until I can get on a computer that can handle the speed...Damn! He's hot though so keep watching.

Today's quote is from Euqinay "Yow gully swine a man eva tell u seh u funky!" Remember listening to dancehall music doesnt make you any worst a person than those who buy cheese.

Assorted details of a day when I didnt spend any $$

I don't even want to know how long it's been since I posted something. Well it seems not much controversy really except just the normal shite. What's up with the world man? what's up with the world? Well thats how it is sometimes. I have so much love for people y'know I'm oft confused why people don't have love for themselves...Hey no need to bring the world down with me. I'm just living and lovin in life, just living and loving. Saw a couple movies in the past few weeks...

They weren't all that bad...I can't wait for...

I'm so excited about Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead man's Chest, I'm getting goosebumps now thinkin about it. I'm so celebrity obssessed it's scary.

And now it's time for...

MOVIES I WISH I NEVER SAW!

Today's monstrosity is IRISH JAM...Absolutely one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I have no idea who decided to make this movie I think they are insane i do believe so everybody who worked on, in and around this movie is insane. I give it a 10/10 on the worst movies ever scale.

Hot guy of 1816...meet Josh!

As my mother said while watching this movie "God skewer my eyes and ears..." And as I leave you I say feeble minds make feeble ice-cream. Remember that while your eating some.

The eyes windows to the soul...or so they say.

Well guys I got glasses yesterday. Its unbeleivable how clear the world is... Its even more beautiful than i remebered. Well whats been happening? Nothing. The party was H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E! Real good that I didnt have to pay to get in. The woes of a former teenager. I love this blog and very much wish i had a computer at home so that i can update it frequently...but live in hope die on Red Hills Road. Lets speak about the excellent grades I received for my semester at UWI. Magnificent. Need I say any more? Still workin for that camera. So keep love where it cant hurt you. Later....

Everything's broken so when next I write an entry I'll give a real update.

Yeah Yeah Yeah...Back off Homie.

This has got to be a quickie. So I've been doin squat with my self. I hate my summer job and wish I was in a cubicle. Im going to a party tomorrow, tell you all about that later. I broke up with my boyfriend. Nothing new to spark any debates. I'll spread my foolishness later. Sorry about the shortness of this blog, I'll make it up next time. Feast your eyes on the hotnesses I have for you to day.

Meet Brad everybody...I have to admit I kinda like blonds

This is Raphael...Do I need to say more?
This is Jetzel...A little young for my tastes but look at those abs...
Here's Jetzel again...I kinda like the innocence of this picture.
Here we get a little erotic...but DAMN!

I'm going down, i'm going down.... My whole world's upside down.

I just knew my high would come down. Natural high guys...sometimes the world is so full of life and colurs and beauty to behold that you just automatically feel good. I was automatically feeling good for a while there but now...I'm going down...I feel hot and tired and destitute and hopeless. The world is dreary and dark and wet and the life in it before is no longer there. I dont feel good about much but this is just a phase. On to better and greater things I say. One thing I want to talk about is...(drum roll please) the lesbian experience via threesome or otherwise. I know weird topic right especially after my monologue above but hey my mind works in very mysterious ways. I know a few of you Jamaican girls have been "pleasantly offered" the opportunity to take part in a threesome (2 girls, 1 guy formation). I say plesantly offered because they didnt really ask you did they, there is a suggestive quality to their voices as if they are saying "You have to have a threesome with me and another girl because if you dont you dont love me/I'm going to leave you" I mean they dont say it but it's there as if the relationship will suffer if this is not done. Well what do you think....What i think is that people do whatever the hell they feel like, it's not my business and I'm going to make sure I stay out of other people's business. Now, a girl who performs the formation named above is not termed a lesbian because there is a young man, neither is the young man named a slut but turn the formation around (2 guys, 1 girl) the young man, especially if it's not a friend, is a Homo and the girl is a whore. Where's the justice in that? I can't say that I have knowledge of anything other than my own life but double standard? I think so...Now I havent heard many instances of girl on girl action but I have a feeling it's more prevalent than people may think. I dont mean same sex schools either, I mean girls (and maybe some young men too) are experimenting with their friends. Not just school friends but neighbours and sometimes even family (for example siblings (EEEWWW!!!) or cousins) I have found that children of similar ages when left alone are prone to do anything together because they're curious. I will tell you though that kissing a member of your own sex does not make you a homosexual, neither is finding yourself uniquely attracted to a specific member of the same sex. Wikipedia defines homosexuality as "...a lasting aesthetic attraction, romantic love, or sexual desire EXCLUSIVELY for others of the same sex or gender." I'm not gay and I dont know anyone who is gay...unless of course any of my friends have something to tell me? I just don't want another generation being confused and suffering through teen years that seem so long and hopeless. Dont fret about whether you are or you arent, love yourself whoever you are. Think about who you are not what you are.

And now it's time for MOVIES I ONLY JUST SAW Today's movie I just saw is ARMAGEDDON.

I say HELL YEAH! I liked it good acting, fairly off base plot but hey thats the movies for you and I cried at the end that constitutes a good watch for me. GRADE: 8 /10.

Hot guy of 1823...Jonathon!

As Ayokihso would say "Ole______ whey yu want?" And do remember it's not what you eat but who you eat.

I want nothing except $$$$$$$$$$$...and maybe Ice cream

Please someone give me a break with all these celbrities and their toro excreto. I'm tired, tired, TIRED of only seeing news about them and their selfish, self indulgent pukee lives....Ok so now that that fit of pique is over how is it possible for Britney Spears to be pregnant again? What in heavens name possessed her to dip into that white chocolate again? Save us all...also....ok so there's no also but DANG! Britney I mean not like I liked you before or anything but now I just feel sorry for you. Oh well! And now for movies that are sure to win that Oscar next year...GOAL! and Stick It. Feel good song of Thursday night Lauryn Hill's "ZION." Peace and retreat. No quote today because the quote machine broke down but look for quotes next blog.

Hot guy of 1115 A.D....GORAN!!!!

I can't help myself sometimes...

End of an era spent down someone's creek and other Ha-has

I had a total Dawson flash back the other day. Was remembering the episode where Jen tells Dawson that Pacey and Joey have a thing going on... Ok Ok I know I won't even bother what I will do is post a couple before and after pics of them and tell you how messed up I was about that show. For example I had an exam the day after the series finale and of course you know what I did I watched all two hours of it and then I cried like a baby because 1) Yeah it was sad to see Jen die, 2) Jack and Pacey's brother were so cute together especially with that kid, 3) Pacey and Joey were together(Thank God!) and 4)The show had ended and my obssession was coming to a close...I'm girl enough to admit it.

The cast of the Creek...

When did James van der Beek get so HOT!?

Oh Katie, Katie, Katie...

I still think he's still kinda cute...I kinda like her...Am I weird?This was the best pic I could find...Thats a little sad I know.

The Creek will live forever in my herat...and hopefully my DVD collection.

P.S. I do love My Jamaican Drama. If you missed the morning Interview of Beenieman and D'Angel on TVJ's Smile Jamaica, you missed it all. My poor blocked aorta heart. Three months preggers, tone deaf but still pretty D'Angel was over shadowed by her strong and "Mega star not Single star" fiance/manager. While they talked about her career and their wedding and while Beenieman looked at a corsage for the wedding I laughed and nearly died of a heart attack. My mother proceeded to call me from work to tell me to watch it. I don't know but Beenieman and D'Angel are really the TomKat of Jamaica.

I love you B'Angel...HEHEHEHE!!!

As Elleinad would say "In but, not of..." And remember the can won't open if it's on your face.

Hot guy for the year 107 A.D.... Bobby!!! Whooooooooo!!!!!!!

What's in a blog? A blog by any other name would smell just as sweet...

America's Next Top Model: Is it right that I'm completely addicted to ANTM? All that model fakeness(it could be a word) and Tyra and her gorgeous pictures(I vote Tyra as America's Next Top Model every season). Why did they replace Janice though, I mean I know she's crazy and all but that's what makes good TV...Oh well. Sometimes I wish I were 60 lbs and 10 feet tall cause then I'd definately enter. I love that show Tyra's just raking it in. I think Eva was the best winner ever then comes Adrienne (you know Peter Brady's petite amie), then Yoanna. Naima was blah blah blah and Nicole was Uhhh (Naima being the better of the two). ANTM is so not Kosher.

PS: Why is this Season so boring? (Love you Jade!)


Ballet slipper shoes: For my size 10&1/2 feet I say NoWayInHell! I can't even rememeber being a size 6...ever! My friend Irret's foot size would grow and replicate her age (Thank God it stopped at 13). Ok now I'm digressing. Ballet slipper shoes are so not Kosher put my big ass feet in a pair of Christian Louboutin shoes any damn day.

Coupling: Eewww!! Get your mind out of the gutter please...What I mean are relationships. Couples, couples, couples everywhwere I look that's all I see. So not Kosher.

Hot guy of the 12th century...Bruno! Yeah!

Having a not so fabulous day. As Axela would say "Yu neva know shotta life was so hard, shotta can't sleep inna him yard, yu neva know shotta nuh lov cinema..." Bold face lies never work always use a timid face approach.

25(?)Things to know about me.

This is what i'd like everyone to know about me somethings in here I didnt even know myself.

1. I hate cooked cabbage.
2. I love my Grandmere.
3. I'm in love with the notion of making love while I'm in love and being loved.
4. I'm an Aquarian which means I'm creative, love long relationships and absolutely fantastic in bed.
5. I love dancing but can only catch a few of the dances which emerge every minute on the Jamaican dancehall scene.
6. I really do want world peace.
7. I'm a sucker for a sob story.
8. I love strawberry daiquiries (I know so teeny bopper *sigh*)
9. I've read over 500 romance novels and have owned as much.
10. I'ver read over 900 books in my lifetime. (Is that good or bad?)
11. I take people seriously.
12. I need braces.
13. I'm fat and unhappy about it. (That's 2...isn't it?)
14. I'm addicted to Hollywood.
15. I have a friend named Ayokihso.
16. I remained a virgin all through my teen years. (Was hard but I succeeded.)
17. I want to have triplets.
18. I want a committment ceromony instead of a wedding and charm bracelts instead of rings.
19. I want to plan several glittering weddings.
20. I'm a procrastinatoraholic. (Maybe later I'll tell you about it...maybe.)
21. My favorite number is 7.
22. I've made several wishes from those chain email things. (None have ever come true. *sigh*)
23. I employ one defense mechanism in my everyday life. (Try to figure out which one.)
24. I hate when people spend money on crap. For example this.
25. I have a slight fetish for red heads and freckles.

26. I only wish I was this hot.

27. I love getting compliments.

As Akimat would say "Don't let me go Tom Cruise on your ass." Make hay while you can still grow grass.

It's fabulous being ME!

Who am I? I am a lover of books, music and anything celebrity. I love poetry, watching and attending (and hopefully someday directing) movies, art, sports and fashion. I'm not very big on...actually come to think about it I'm big on everything. There are few things I don't like (I cant remember any though), and even fewer people who I can't stand. Generally people like me... or at least that's the impression I get. I think I'm funny... sarcstically so (of course) and people tell me I'm deep... whatever that may mean. I don't often say much but my mind is going a mile a minute. I'm a social drinker (personally I beleive that l'eau is the only way to go) and i detest smoking. I'm 99.999999999999...% heterosexual except for maybe her. I'm slightly obssessed with TRENT and BRYAN. I'm most loyal to ma grandmere mais non mon pere ou ma mere. I speak thismuch French, thismuch German and awhole lot of patois. I love Germany and want to live there some day and decided that i would teach myself German (not necessarily the best idea i've ever had) and I did French in high school because it wasn't Spanish. I've always wanted a blog and I use my hi5 account to make up for me not having one. A blog is so much better beacause you have so much more freedom. Mes amies pincipaux sont Eanehj, Irrek, Eelikciv, Axela, Akimat, Ayiddas, Eceined and the list goes on and on and on... I make acquaintances very easily (I've got one of those faces y'see) but making new friends is hard work. I'm extremely easy going but I'm not a push over (I run people over, people don't run over me...Comprendre?)
I spent yesterday feeling guilty about not doing any work and thus making it hard on myself to succeed...Well a good night's sleep took care of that for me. As Irrek would say "Time waits for no man...except Chuck Norris." I'll see you on the outside.
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This is to key you in...All words in this colour are links to diiferent pages. All words in this colour are direct quotes. Just in cas you missed it.

I can't believe I have one of these...Why would anyone give ME one?

I knew eventually I would get myself one of these... Now I can rule the world. I have so much to say and hopefully so MANY people to say it to. I love cruising the web and I love reading blogs and now I have my own. Since this is my first blog and all and I want to make it interesting for you here are some pics of some random nude and semi nude men. (Don't you just love it!)

This is Stephane (Say Hi!)
"HELLO!"

This is Bruno...not to be mistaken with Bruno
If I had this to wake up to I wouldnt sleep so late...

Meet Chris (*sigh*)
Hello sailor... I'm in th Navy now...right this minute...

This is Boris... Sadly, Boris is married to her.
Now what kind of black woman would I be if I didn't worship the form of my black men...
Remember Jason Behr from Roswell?
When did he get so frigging HOT!

The woes are many the solutions are few. Have fun with my blog. I gotta go eat something... As Eanehj would say "The more you know the more you can gossip about...behind her back.