Monday, September 04, 2006

Back to the Middle and Around again...

No one can tell me that sometimes school isnt so damn S.W.E.E.T.!!!Except of course for those freshers bitches that just give you an ulcer once you've seen them. Other than those...hold up let me swallow the bile...other than them I love the first day of school. This is going to be one hell of a picture post so get ready. Ive got...Movies I Only Just Saw and Hot Guy galore...So hold on to those hats...Where fore art thou the John Mayer that I so love who is this? It cannot be the same person...
Who is this?
and what has she got to say for herslef except "Feed me...PLEASE!"

Oh It's Allegra...Donatella's daughter..Is it a wonder that the daughters messed up?

Moving on I watched a couple movie's since I last posted the shizznit. So here is another edition of...
MOVIES I ONLY JUST SAW!!!!!

I have got a load of movies to stick you face in so let's get ready...The first MOVIE I ONLY JUST SAW is
ANGER MANAGEMENT...
Ok so I personally think this movie is nutso...It was cool i guess...If you've ever seen Happy Gilmore or any other weirdo Adam Sandler movie then Anger Management is that only with a "sane" Adam Sandler and...blah blah blah. It bored me but thats just me, looking at it objectively I'd say it intrigued me . I wanted to see if Jack Nicholsons charcter was really nutso so I watched. It gets a 6/10 from me.

Next on the list is...
INSPECTOR GADGET

Ummm....I watched it....maybe I would have enjoyed it more if I was 6. I love me some Matthew Broaderick but I have to say this gadget stuff did nothing for me. I give it a 4/10.

On to...
HITCH
Ok I have to say I rather enjoyed this, but it reeked of every other romantic comedy there was and I kinda cringed at that last part. Not because I could empathize and I felt what Will Smith was saying but becasue it was cheesy and very very corny...I watched it about twice though because some of the scenes really had me cracking up. I give it a 7.75/10.

And still there is more. NEXT...
ELEKTRA
Lovely cinematography, Goran Visnjic (wha has been featured as one of my hot guy through the centuries) was very goodlooking and Jennifer Garner was nice. The movie was...nice for lack of a better word. It wasnt great and it wasnt bad. It was just nice. I give it a 7/10.

Now that thats over...Lets see whats happening...I think theres been gossip going on but nothing that I and I hope you would be interested in...So lets move on to

HOT GUY of 1810 and 1956...meet Shemar and Arel!!!! It is time the black men stepped up and these two took up the challenge. DAMN!!!!!

As I leave you now I will mention that this post took me ages to finish because I was bored a little bit with blogger and cebrelity but I've gotten over that. Also I have a lot of school work to do...I'm swamped. As Arteip would say "Why are some sex offenders so goodlooking?" but as I type that i realise that thats not cool. Suppose I was sexually offended I wuld really hate whomever wrote and said that..so I'll quote instead Akeina "Why didnt the eagles just bring frodo to Mordor? Were they busy?" And remember velvet on an elf is so couture.