Happy Birthday Jesus!

I know Jesus's birthday is coming up and since all he wants is peace on earth and goodwill to all men I figured why not tell you guys what I want (other than peace on earth and good will to all men) for his birthday because it's like everyone has two birthdays anyway. I thought I wasn't going to be materialistic this year and ask for the chance to make the world a better place but then I thought where's the fun in that? I want stuf and all I want to do is share what these things are and hope that someone with a billion dollars to spare will willingly give me a million or two of it...you know for the season, out of the goodness of their hearts. If you can give me one of these things gladly email me at tsag_rednerp@hotmail.com to donate.

1. A Home (More like a house actually, I've got a home)

2. A Car ( I have a slight obssession with VW Beetles)

3. A laptop (I have no computer at home...*sigh*)

4. A Digital Camera ( I have people, experiences and places I want to remember)

5. An iPod (I need songs that reflect my mood to make me feel good)

6. A fully functioning cell phone ( I need to contact my contacts...wink, wink)

7. A nice pair of Knee High Boots ( I love me some boots but this is optional)

There you have it ladies and gentlemen my Jesus' birthday wishlist...Can some one give me even one of these? Please!

P.P.(post post): I'd like to add fun, good vibes and love from mankind.