Whoopsie Daisy!

I'm supposed to be doing alot of things today but none have really been important enough for me to get out of my seat in front of this computer. What's the gym when you have the never ending quiz at FLIXSTER to satisfy you. I know we are supposed to be proactive and go getters all that 'make hay...' mentality but I really am not in the right frame of mind to do that. Can I say to Elliven my deepest apologies for the way I've acted and treated you maybe six months down the line I'll call you back or maybe i'll answer your call next time. I think my life is just one big "Catch Me If You Can". I've yet to be caught...in anything (you figure it out). Today is a beautiful day to play...

WHE YU MEAN?!

• Now the 'war' between Bounty killer and Beenieman has spilled over onto other members of the "Alliance". Member new singer Mavado and former member Vybz Kartel have engeaged in a very dangerous feud. This feud has already resulted in shots being fired on both parties. Of course all wars have certain basic elements and the most important (I think) is the diss song. Now Mavado's song called 'New Name Fi Informer" refers to Vybz kartel as an informer (snitch...HAHAHAHAHAHA!), also as someone who bleaches, is a woman (Patricia Palmer...HAHAHAHAHAHA), a receiver of fellatio (from a fellatio master girlfriend) and homosexual (as he associates with other homosexuals...'show me your friends...etc'... Fishini...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) Vybz Kartel's song, called 'Mafraudo', is merely an answer to mavado's song. Personally who do I think wins.... D'Angel. Again I will ask are these big men tewlve years old? Why is the enetertainment playground not big enough anymore? What is really going on...Whe yu mean?


• Wait...Camera phones are of the devil. Elephant man found this out the hard, hard way. Rumor has it that a picture of the pachyderm homosapien in an extremely compromisisng position with a young woman has surfaced onto individuals cell phones. Persons have claimed that the picture, though not fully confirmed as the pachyderm includes a mouth, a bottom, a hand and some private parts all in the mix....Thank you I know the picture in the head isnt the most pleasant. Again I shall ask whe yu mean?


• Place to be this and every Thursday, Bembe Thursdays at Weekenz. Don't take my word for it.


• Song of the moment "Chat to Mi Back" by Lady (Mumma) Saw.

I guess I can finish this post off with a little sup'm sup'm for those panting. Here is my latest in the HOT GUY THROUGH THE CENTURIES.

Meet Ryan everybody! Hot guy for the year 2000. !!!!sizzle!!!!

Oh Yeah!!!!!!!!!!

I realize that I haven't been too up to date with all the news thats been happeneing and I definately haven't been up to date on my posts but I'll get there. I have to say that I enjoyeds my vacation. It was great the parties were great but that's for another post. Today will be a lovely feature of good looking men. I know from time to time I post just hoards of pictures of men and this is no different. I hope evryone enjoys and of course leave a comment. As usual the pictures were provided by Queerty and thier morning goods.

Marcus just jumped out at me...I wish he'd just jump ON me though...

Gerard just seems like he'll tear your clothes off...with his teeth.

Matt is a certified Hottie... I'm sure his degree is posted right on his wall

This is Aaron... He's a concession for my homey Akimat who just adores those asian men.

This is Simon...lovely Simon... *sigh* He looks like he's looking right at you doesn't he?

Paly That Same Ole Song

This post is strictly about songs I'm feeling right now.

COLDPLAY

"Trouble"

Oh no, I see,
A spider web is tangled up with me,
And I lost my head,
The thought of all the stupid things I said,
Oh no what's this?
A spider web, and I'm caught in the middle,
So I turned to run,
The thought of all the stupid things I've done,

I never meant to cause you trouble,
And I never meant to do you wrong,
And I, well if I ever caused you trouble,
Oh no, I never meant to do you harm.

Oh no I see,
A spider web and it's me in the middle,
So I twist and turn,
Here I am in my little bubble,

Singing, I never meant to cause you trouble,
I never meant to do you wrong,
And I, well if I ever caused you trouble,
Oh no, I never meant to do you harm.

They spun a web for me,
They spun a web for me,
They spun a web for me.

"Yellow"

Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah, they were all yellow.

I came along,
I wrote a song for you,
And all the things you do,
And it was called "Yellow."

So then I took my turn,
Oh what a thing to have done,
And it was all "Yellow."

Your skin
Oh yeah, your skin and bones,
Turn into something beautiful,
You know, you know I love you so,
You know I love you so.

I swam across,
I jumped across for you,
Oh what a thing to do.

Cos you were all "Yellow,"
I drew a line,
I drew a line for you,
Oh what a thing to do,
And it was all "Yellow."

Your skin,
Oh yeah your skin and bones,
Turn into something beautiful,
And you know for you,
I'd bleed myself dry for you,
I'd bleed myself dry.

It's true, look how they shine for you,
Look how they shine for you,
Look how they shine for,
Look how they shine for you,
Look how they shine for you,
Look how they shine.

Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And all the things that you do.

"Clocks"

The lights go out and I can't be saved
Tides that I tried to swim against
Have brought me down upon my knees
Oh I beg, I beg and plead singing

Come out of things unsaid
Shoot an apple off my head and a
Trouble that cant be named
A tiger's waiting to be tamed singing

You are
You are

Confusion never stops
Closing walls and ticking clocks
Gonna come back and take you home
I could not stop that you now know singing

Come out upon my seas,
Cursed missed opportunities
Am I a part of the cure
Or am I part of the disease, singing

You are, you are, you are
You are, you are, you are

And nothing else compares
And nothing else compares
And nothing else compares

You are
You are

Home, home where I wanted to go
Home, home where I wanted to go
Home, home where I wanted to go
Home, home where I wanted to go

"Scientist"

Come up to meet you,
Tell you I’m sorry,
You don’t know how lovely you are I had to find you,
Tell you I need you,
Tell you I set you apart
Tell me your secrets,
And ask me your questions,
Aww let’s go back to the start

Runnin’ in circles,
Chasin’ our tails,
Heads on the science apart
Nobody said it was easy
It’s such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be this hard
Aww take me back to the start

I was just guessin’,
At numbers and figures,
Pullin’ the puzzles apart
Questions of science,
Science and progress,
Do not speak as loud as my heart

Tell me you love me,
Come back to haunt me,
Oh when I rush to the start
Runnin’ in circles,
Chasin’ our tails,
Comin’ back as we are

Nobody said it was easy
Aww It’s such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be so hard
I’m goin’ back to the start
Ahhooooooooooooooooo
Ahhooooooooooooooooo
Ahhooooooooooooooooo
Ahhooooooooooooooooo

DIDO

"Here With Me"

I didn't hear you leave
I wonder how am I still here
And I don't want to move a thing
It might change my memory

[Chorus:]
Oh I am what I am
I'll do what I want
But I can't hide
I won't go
I won't sleep
I can't breathe
Until you're resting here with me
I won't leave
I can't hide
I cannot be
Until you're resting here with me

I don't want to call my friends
They might wake me from this dream
And I can't leave this bed
Risk forgetting all that's been

[Chorus]

JILL SCOTT

"Cross My Mind"

I was just thinking about you
Wondering if you wear the same cologne
Smelled good
On you
Had the next boyfriend of mine try the same kind
But it stunk on him though.
You know what they say everything ain't for everybody.
But I tried anyway.
You sure did smell good.

[Chorus:]
You just running gross my mind
[x3]

You had that masculine thing DOWN
Shoulders, back straight never sloping never round
It would turn me on just to see you walk into a room, across the room, out of the room.
You really impressed me.
Eh yeah

[Chorus:]
You just running cross my mind
[x3]

I know if I pick up this phone, write this letter send this two way.
I know I'm gonna say some things, I know you gonna say some things
That we both don't mean to say
Like...how amazing...how amazing...
When you would spread my limbs cross continents
And bababed way over mountains.
Kiss this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and this and that.
Show each other where the climax is at.

You just running cross my mind
[x3]
I was just thinking about you, wondering what you doing I mean what you've been up to
I know its wrong feeling this strong let me take a second minute I will think this thing through

I was just thinking about you, wondering what you doing I mean what you've been up to
I know its wrong feeling this strong let me take a second minute I will think this thing through

Remember all the moments for two, how we used to
Oooh yeah
But the reality honestly...you where never good for me and I was never good for you.
I just remember what we used to do....

EnVOGUE

"Dont Let Go"

Oooh, yeah
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Hey, yeah, hey, yeah

1-What's it gonna be?
'Cause I can't pretend
Don't you wanna be more than friends?
Hold me tight and don't let go
Don't let go
You have the right to lose control
Don't let go

I often tell myself
That we could be more than just friends
I know you think that if we move too soon
It would all end
I live in misery when you're not around
And I won't be satisfied
Till we've taken those vows
There'll be some lovemaking
Heart breaking, soul shaking
Love ooh aah
Lovemaking, heart breaking
Soul shaking
(repeat 1)

I often fantasize the stars above, oh, a chill
They know my heart and speak to yours
Like only lovers do
If I could wear your clothes
I'd pretend I was you, and lose control
(rpt 2, 1)

Running in and out my life
Has got me so confused
You gotta make the sacrifice
Somebody's gotta chose
We can make it if we try
For the sake of you and I
Together we can make it right

What's it going to be?
Can't keep running in and out of my life
Out of my life
More than friends, oh, oh, oh
Hold me tight and don't let me go
You've got the right
I said you've got the right to lose control
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Don't break up 'cause I can't take it
(rpt 1)

YEAH YEAH YEAHS
"Maps"

Pack up
I'm straight
Enough
Oh, say say say
Oh, say say say
Oh, say say say
Oh, say say say
Oh, say say say

Wait, they don't love you like i love you
Wait, they don't love you like i love you
Ma-a-a-a-ps, wait!
They don't love you like i love you...

Made off
Don't stray
My kind's your kind
I'll stay the same

Pack up
Don't stray
Oh, say say say
Oh, say say say

Wait! they don't love you like i love you
Wait! they don't love you like i love you
Ma-a-a-aps, wait!
They don't love you like i love you...
Wait! they don't love you like i love you
Ma-a-a-aps, wait!
They don't love you like i love you...

Wait, they don't love you like i love you
Wait, they don't love you like i love you
Ma-a-a-a-ps, wait!
They don't love you like i love you...
Wait, they don't love you like i love you
Ma-a-a-a-ps, wait!
They don't love you like i love you...

JOHN LEGEND

"Let's Get Lifted Again"

Ooh ooh-ooh...oh
Come and go with me
There's so much new to see
Get high with me
Come fly with me

Ooh I want you so
I'm about to lose control
Get high with me
Come fly with me...ooh...

Ooh...ooh-ooh...
ooh-ooh ooh-ooh
ooh-ooh ooh-ooh
ooh-ooh ooh-ooh

So much...
So much I wanna show you
Hey...so much...ooh
So much I wanna show you
Ooh...
Get high with me
Come fly me

INCUBUS
"Wish You Were Here"

I dig my toes into the sand
The ocean looks like a thousand diamonds strewn across a blue blanket
I lean against the wind
Pretend that I am weightless
And in this moment I am happy...happy

I wish you were here

I lay my head on to the sand
The sky resembles a backlit canopy with holes punched in it
I'm counting UFOs
I signal them with my lighter
And in this moment I am happy...happy

I wish you were here

The world's a roller coaster and I am not strapped in
Maybe I should hold with care but my hands are busy in the air

FUEL
"Bad Day"

Had a bad day again
She said I would not understand
She left a note and said "I'm sorry, I had a bad day again.
She spilled her coffee, broke her shoelace.
Smeared the lipstick on her face.
Slammed the door and said "I'm sorry, I had a bad day again."

And she swears there's nothing wrong
I hear her playing that same old song
She puts me off and puts me on

And had a bad day again
She said I would not understand
She left a note that said, "I'm sorry, I had a bad day again."

"Hemorrhage (In My Hands)"

Memories are just where you laid them
Dragging the waters til the depths give up their dead
What did you expect to find?
Was it something you left behind?
Don't you remember anything I said when I said,

[Chorus:]
Don't fall away and leave me to myself
Don't fall away and leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again
And leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands
Love lies bleeding

Oh hold me now I feel contagious
Am I the only place that you've left to go?
She cries her life is like
Some movie in black and white
Dead actors faking lines, over and over and over again she cries

[Chorus]

And I watched as you turned away
You don't remember, but I do
You never even tried

Don't fall away and leave me to myself
Don't fall away and leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again
Leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again
Leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again, oh

The Club is Officially Out of Liquor.

I'm bored out of my ever loving skull. There is nothing going on and definately no one to rub a dub with. I feel so left out of the loop sometimes. I don't have a boyfriend and though I usually don't let this plague me it killed me this season to not have one to share things with. Just to fucking share intimacies with. I felt so alone and unwanted it really weighed on my mind. It was just, not negative necessarily put not positive either. I have no one I can call up and say "Hey how was your day?" I feel like I'm swimming in this big pond and everyone else is floating on some device and no one notices that I'm drowning. I'm drowning and no one notices that I can't swim. I' really tired of feeling like this. I'm tired of letting this get the better of me. I'm perfectly alone, alone and wanting more. I refuse to accept that this is it and due to some unfortunate, but character building, aesthetic flaws I'll be feeling like less of a person for the rest of my life. I'm not worthless you know and I have so much of myself to offer to another person but I can't even get a chance to show this. I don't want to feel like I have to prove myself worthy because I already am worthy. I'm feel as if I'm worthy of so much and being denied because of some big universally joke. Often I feel like the pig amongst a flock of swans. I'm so awkward and afraid to just accept myself. I haven't felt any real emotions in a couple years. It hurts just a little too much to feel. I am an emotional wreck and I don't know what to do about it. People refuse to see me. They look right through me and when I see them do that I suck it up and pretend that it doesn't bug me. they see right through me like I'm not even standing there, like I'm no one. Sometimes I just want to shout in there faces to look at me, because I am right here I am a person.

I am not invisible,
invincible,
I am believable,
as a friend and
lover and sister,
mother, teacher, school mate.
I am relieved to find
the fate of man kind
still depends on my fertility,
for then
maybe,
I can get to be translucent,
maybe
having a purpose,
maybe
serving human kind
can qualify me as
kin.
I am not invisible,
and
maybe
I can convince me
to believe
that I am whole
made up of pieces
that are complex,
diverse
and as fortunate to know each other
as man kind is
to know it's universe.
I am not invisible
and neither are you,
I can see you
walking through me
diffusing my being
making it harder for me
to find me.
Distorting my image
into what you think you see,
catching a glimpse
of a girl who looks
like that girl,
oh you know that girl...
can't remember her name
but thats who i thought I saw.
I am striving to see myself
when I look in the mirror
often I find the image opaque
and fading.
Who are you? I want to scream
because she is not me
I am not invisible.
How can I be invisible when we are all apart of each other?
Do you see yourself?

Are you invisible?

I feel so out of place. Like this is not me and I am waiting for my life to begin. I'm waiting to start over. I don't want to be stuck like this.

Yeah I'm Not There Yet

I don't know what's up with my ass lately... I've been very moody and inattentive and very very restless. I'm so tired... like right now I should be studying for an exam I have tomorrow right... Instead I'm so cold and hungry and bored with everything I just want to get up and go home. I feel so disillusioned about everything thats been happening to me I fear that I am not going to get over any of it. Do I sound weird and rambly... That's because I am weird and rambling about nothing. This too shall eventually pass and I'll eventually get and feel better. I made a promise to myself that I would try to blog about more Jamaican stuff since I am and will always be a proud Jamaican. I'll call this section

WHE YU MEAN?

• Let's first begin with this ridiculous fight/spat/quarrel between artistes Vybz Kartel and the members of the so named Alliance. First let me point out that a group of men refering to themselves by one name sounds very boy bandish to me and I never agreed with it...This is Jamaica not little Italy and there is no 'mafia' here we have gangs and crews but no 'mafia' and I would apprecaite if the 'mafia' style tactics be stopped. So back to the spat... Why are these grown men acting like 8 year old children? The same tactics I used when I was 7 seem to be the same ones being applied. Does anyone ever remember hearing or saying "If you be Johnny friend you cant be my friend because I dont like Johnny"? Oh yeah that was said alot... Why is it being recalled and reused in this fiasco? Stop the foolishness and I mean all of you (yes Beenie i mean you too). I can't pass any judgements on what you choose to do but please choose to act like a grown indidviduals I and I'm sure many of my fellow Jamaicans implore you to do so.


• Next let me lay a little surprise at my own feet ZJ Liquid is Amelia 'stop calling yourself MILK' Sewel are in a relationship... whe yu mean? Am I like the only one who didnt know this? Thanks yardflex for opening my eyes... Also Amelia, yes I'm speaking to you, beating a girl is so eighth grade. STOP IT!


• Ummmm... Tami Chynn(not you real name) and Wayne Marshall... whe yu mean? I mean we all heard the rumors but come on people... Alright I don't have a problem per se with this union except that it seems very suspect and unexpected especially since both parties have been in long term (pickney and ting) relationships with other people. It just seem so sudden so... What is not happening.


• 'Dutty Wine' banned? For what reason... This was only an alleged connection (condolenses to the family) but come now people lets be real. Who will be the arresting officer for that shizznit? STOP IT!


• I heard that Air Supply heat up the place not too long ago... Everybody knows that Air Supply run the thing... A little birdie told me that Tessanne Chin was the hotness and that Alaine (even though we love you girl) was not necessarily the hotness. Mama Carmen... thats all that needs to be said about that. Check out the pics from the show here.


• My party picks for the week are: OSMOSIS 22.12, WELCOME TO JAMROCK 22.12, GUINESS STING 26.12,RENAISSANCE'S CHRISTMAS EVE PARTY 24.12,SPECIAL DELIVERY 25.12. Check out what else is going on here, here and possibly here.


• French Connection is how much? For what?
  
• Stephen Marley's Traffic Jam MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take a listen and you decide.

Thats all I have for you today but for sure there'll be more in posts to come. Our HOT GUY through the Centuries today is... TA DA... Damian Marley.

I will say that Damian is kinda cute... Yes me Lion.

So I've become this Hard Ass...

My, my, my how I wish I didn't see that young man from the yonders today. How I wish that my mind wasn't runnign a million miles a minute just because I saw him and now...am i palpitationg? Wishing again that I had opened the window given him a little glimpse of me. I find I'm still reeling from my reading of Eric Jerome Dickey's "Between Lovers". Smarting and hoping that I never love someone so much that I destroy myself and that I could love the right person at the right time. DAMN, DAMN, DAMN...lets try to move on shall we... The vagina slips are getting old so we won't even go there. Tody we'll have an edition of...

MOVIES I ONLY JUST SAW!

Today's MOVIE I ONLY JUST SAW is a twofer. First up is

CATWOMAN

I will be the first to admit when a movie is bad...This one wasn't half as bad as persons claimed it was...I was happy to watch it. However, the predictable plot, the corny lines, the not so cute outfit and the implausible storyline did wear thin on me at some points but overall I could watch it again. It rates a 6/10 on my meter. (mostly because Benjamin Bratt looked so damn HOT! in it)
Next in my twofer is

MR.DEEDS

This movie was... unlike alot of Adam Sandler movies i've seen, funny. Parts were still corny as hell but I completely enjoyed it. It kinda grew on me. Adam was funny, the scenes were funny and I found myself laughing at the times i was supposed to laugh. I'm shocked. 7/10.

The days have been slow I'm coming upon my exams and I'm pretty tired all the time but I really can't complain about any of it. I've decided not to do ne more quotes because it's just too hard to remember them all so the few I do I post at the end of my page. Enjoy everyone and remeber to COMMENT!!!!

P.P.Before I forget and leave you hungry guys panting I have a Hot guy through the centuries just waiting for you...Here he is...

MEET BORIS...
As you can see here BORIS isnt shy and theres no reason he should be.

Aint No Time Like the Present

I have to write in RED to day because people just don't get it. They don't get that having unprotected sex puts you at risk for serious harm and they don't get that you need to get tested, and that the test can save your life and it can save your partners life. Do the damn thing get tested...

Knowing is beautiful.

Visit the World Aids Day site today. Aint no time like the present.

Happy Birthday Jesus!

I know Jesus's birthday is coming up and since all he wants is peace on earth and goodwill to all men I figured why not tell you guys what I want (other than peace on earth and good will to all men) for his birthday because it's like everyone has two birthdays anyway. I thought I wasn't going to be materialistic this year and ask for the chance to make the world a better place but then I thought where's the fun in that? I want stuf and all I want to do is share what these things are and hope that someone with a billion dollars to spare will willingly give me a million or two of it...you know for the season, out of the goodness of their hearts. If you can give me one of these things gladly email me at tsag_rednerp@hotmail.com to donate.

1. A Home (More like a house actually, I've got a home)

2. A Car ( I have a slight obssession with VW Beetles)

3. A laptop (I have no computer at home...*sigh*)

4. A Digital Camera ( I have people, experiences and places I want to remember)

5. An iPod (I need songs that reflect my mood to make me feel good)

6. A fully functioning cell phone ( I need to contact my contacts...wink, wink)

7. A nice pair of Knee High Boots ( I love me some boots but this is optional)

There you have it ladies and gentlemen my Jesus' birthday wishlist...Can some one give me even one of these? Please!

P.P.(post post): I'd like to add fun, good vibes and love from mankind.

FoolHardy Tsag

So another week passes me by as I sit and wait for one of two things to happen. 1. I get cable and do not die of boredom or 2. I die from boredom while studying for my exam. The second option is the one I'm practising right now. I'm DYING! On tuesday I watched the American Music Awards. Well...It was fun...There were ALOT of performances...

On a more somber note...Sometimes you think of yourself in different ways than others think of you. What you wish for them is certainly not what they wish for you. I can't hate people so I'll just keep giving them the love I have for them even though they don't give it to me in return. I see myself as bigger than the petty, supeficial fooloishness that often times invades my life. I try to think that I flow right through it, but sometimes I know it hits me to the heart...I get knocked down. I get knocked down so hard I find it hard to get up agin. I guess it's jus foolhardy Tsag.
Be good to someone today.

WOOT!!!(Ok I borrowed it)

I do believe I'm in H.E.A.V.E.N. Because the persona I love the most just sent me an email in response to one I sent him before...I feel like ...I feel like...I feel like I won something...View the email below and please no one tell me I'm insane, just let me bask in this moment of near recognition... I swear every time I look at it I blush and have palpitations...I know its not much but there are a couple people I swear I'd keel over if they ever responded to any of the shit I spew to them of course one is Trent, another is Jill Scott, another still would be Eric Jerome Dickey and yet another would be Anderson Cooper and the list goes on...ok lets add Bryan to that as well but seriously there are many but these would be like the people I LOVE LOVE LOVE and are the first to come to mind right now.

{click on images to go to sites}

Update:Darn it seems that blogger wont do the damn thing and I cant upload the email in a viewable form and I have yet to be skilled enough to know how to do that but I will and everybody will bask in its beautifulness(It could be a word).I'm so excited...seriously ;-)

Up-Update:I sent another email and guess what...He responded again..I about fainted when I read it i thought for sure I had died, been reincarnated and was living the life of a goddess...I've been touched. I'm still dying guys. *sigh*

Wan han yan dan onan tan Isan han tan tan han efan u can kan upan?

So of course everyone must know by now that I'm a crazy emeff right? So what do you do when you're bored out of your mind....? You search for pictures of anything online, post them and leave a comment...yes ladies and gents i'm insane. What shall we start with first... I thnik I know all their names...However I was so enraptured by their beauty that I just can't remeber right now...I do know I got them all off of Queerty and their Morning Goods section, one of their best ideas yet.(Please no one ask me if it's a gay site...because it is. Guard your sensibilities...and your privates if you venture there...NO I'm not gay.)

ENJOY!!!

He's just half naked and I love it. Sue me.His look is so...fourty is the new twenty. Older guys have got such appeal.

Aren't his green eyes perfect... *sigh*I just love me some blond in a hay stack...don't you?Tamika will know that dark hair and eyes are one of my weaknesses and just looking at him is seriously making me weak.

Quotes are so cliche...I love this blog...I love me and I love everyone who reads this and gets a laugh. Smooches...Leave a comment please...I implore you...It's not the same as begging...but it's close.

Back to the Middle and Around again...

No one can tell me that sometimes school isnt so damn S.W.E.E.T.!!!Except of course for those freshers bitches that just give you an ulcer once you've seen them. Other than those...hold up let me swallow the bile...other than them I love the first day of school. This is going to be one hell of a picture post so get ready. Ive got...Movies I Only Just Saw and Hot Guy galore...So hold on to those hats...Where fore art thou the John Mayer that I so love who is this? It cannot be the same person...

Who is this?
and what has she got to say for herslef except "Feed me...PLEASE!"

Oh It's Allegra...Donatella's daughter..Is it a wonder that the daughters messed up?

Moving on I watched a couple movie's since I last posted the shizznit. So here is another edition of...

MOVIES I ONLY JUST SAW!!!!!

I have got a load of movies to stick you face in so let's get ready...The first MOVIE I ONLY JUST SAW is

ANGER MANAGEMENT...

Ok so I personally think this movie is nutso...It was cool i guess...If you've ever seen Happy Gilmore or any other weirdo Adam Sandler movie then Anger Management is that only with a "sane" Adam Sandler and...blah blah blah. It bored me but thats just me, looking at it objectively I'd say it intrigued me . I wanted to see if Jack Nicholsons charcter was really nutso so I watched. It gets a 6/10 from me.

Next on the list is...

INSPECTOR GADGET

Ummm....I watched it....maybe I would have enjoyed it more if I was 6. I love me some Matthew Broaderick but I have to say this gadget stuff did nothing for me. I give it a 4/10.

On to...

HITCH

Ok I have to say I rather enjoyed this, but it reeked of every other romantic comedy there was and I kinda cringed at that last part. Not because I could empathize and I felt what Will Smith was saying but becasue it was cheesy and very very corny...I watched it about twice though because some of the scenes really had me cracking up. I give it a 7.75/10.

And still there is more. NEXT...

ELEKTRA

Lovely cinematography, Goran Visnjic (wha has been featured as one of my hot guy through the centuries) was very goodlooking and Jennifer Garner was nice. The movie was...nice for lack of a better word. It wasnt great and it wasnt bad. It was just nice. I give it a 7/10.

Now that thats over...Lets see whats happening...I think theres been gossip going on but nothing that I and I hope you would be interested in...So lets move on to

HOT GUY of 1810 and 1956...meet Shemar and Arel!!!! It is time the black men stepped up and these two took up the challenge. DAMN!!!!!

As I leave you now I will mention that this post took me ages to finish because I was bored a little bit with blogger and cebrelity but I've gotten over that. Also I have a lot of school work to do...I'm swamped. As Arteip would say "Why are some sex offenders so goodlooking?" but as I type that i realise that thats not cool. Suppose I was sexually offended I wuld really hate whomever wrote and said that..so I'll quote instead Akeina "Why didnt the eagles just bring frodo to Mordor? Were they busy?" And remember velvet on an elf is so couture.